Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Costa Rica and from Stockholm.
But I was there.

I was there in 1979.
I was there at the first Josef K show in Edinburgh.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Glasgow and Lyon.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Mexico City kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Soft Boys practice in a loft in Cambridge.
I was working on the chamberlin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Basic Channel to the techno kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Moebius. All the underground hits.

All The Leaves tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Max Romeo record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal jazz hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a mellotron and a clarinet and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Mantronix record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a güiro.
I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought an organ.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Scott Walker + Sunn O))), Nils Olav, The Stooges, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, This Heat, Kerri Chandler, Marc Almond, The Motions, Los Fastidios, Stockholm Monsters, Pagans, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, Blossom Toes, The Fall, Liliput, Lee Hazlewood, The Standells, Ash Ra Tempel, Country Teasers, MDC, The Evens, Robert Wyatt, Gang Green, Liaisons Dangereuses, T.S.O.L., Half Japanese, Stiv Bators, Kaleidoscope, Neil Young, Franke, Vainqueur, The Dirtbombs, Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, Throbbing Gristle, Don Cherry, Outsiders, Marshall Jefferson, Electric Light Orchestra, Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme, Deadbeat, Susan Cadogan, Gastr Del Sol, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, Delta 5, Laurel Aitken, Jesper Dahlback, Patti Smith, Nick Fraelich, Oppenheimer Analysis, Scan 7, Symarip, Basic Channel, Fat Boys, X-101, Avey Tare's Slasher Flicks, June of 44, Rotary Connection, Josef K, Soft Cell, The Smiths, The Smiths, The Smiths, The Smiths.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)