Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Ukraine and from Lille.
But I was there.

I was there in 1967.
I was there at the first Rodriguez show in Detroit.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Beijing and Mumbai.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Cairo kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977 at the first Human League practice in a loft in Sheffield.
I was working on the synthesizer sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Buckinghams to the techno kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Swans. All the underground hits.

All Chrome tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Star Department record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying an oboe and a clarinet and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Eric B and Rakim record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought a rhodes.
I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a spring reverb.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Kings Of Tomorrow, In Retrospect, Flipper, Funkadelic, The Evens, Skarface, Organ, Pussy Galore, Deepchord, Accadde A, Barrington Levy, Tom Boy, Kaleidoscope, Infiniti, Patti Smith, Selector Dub Narcotic, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Josef K, Johnny Osbourne, Rhythm & Sound, Young Marble Giants, Porter Ricks, Zero Boys, Intrusion, The Blackbyrds, Ralphi Rosario, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Throbbing Gristle, Fad Gadget, Ultimate Spinach, Ash Ra Tempel, Pole, The Residents, Cabaret Voltaire, The Smiths, Little Man, Chris Corsano, Reuben Wilson, Curtis Mayfield, Colin Newman, Jeru the Damaja, Marmalade, Soul Sonic Force, Smog, Siglo XX, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Barry Ungar, John Lydon, Drive Like Jehu, Jandek, Brand Nubian, Sam Rivers, Aaron Thompson, the Bar-Kays, Al Stewart, Electric Light Orchestra, Theoretical Girls, Joe Smooth, Bauhaus, ABBA, Mandrill, Lalann, Robert Görl, Sly & The Family Stone, Sly & The Family Stone, Sly & The Family Stone, Sly & The Family Stone.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)