Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Czech Republic and from Lille.
But I was there.

I was there in 1983.
I was there at the first Bronski Beat show in Brixton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Halifax and Lyon.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Tokyo kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1979 at the first Second Layer practice in a loft in South London.
I was working on the rhodes sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience to the dance kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Litter. All the underground hits.

All Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Avey Tare's Slasher Flicks record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a synthesizer and a snare and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Bush Tetras record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought an oboe.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought a spring reverb.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Matthew Bourne, The Fire Engines, Arab on Radar, The Mojo Men, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Lakeside, Fat Boys, Flamin' Groovies, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Wolf Eyes, Second Layer, Steve Hackett, Khruangbin, Don Cherry, Chrome, Underground Resistance, The Offenders, The Slackers, Tim Buckley, L. Decosne, Gichy Dan, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, Aswad, KRS-One, Dave Gahan, Organ, Public Enemy, Frankie Knuckles, Jandek, The Fall, Scrapy, Matthew Halsall, Blancmange, Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu, Lou Reed, Smog, The Five Americans, Peter & Gordon, H. Thieme, the Human League, Dennis Brown, Howard Jones, Desert Stars, Eyeless In Gaza, Johnny Clarke, JFA, Ten City, Bronski Beat, Deepchord, The United States of America, The Pretty Things, John Lydon, B.T. Express, The Raincoats, the Soft Cell, Kango’s Stein Massive, The Angels of Light, Talk Talk, Guru Guru, Bluetip, Brand Nubian, Brand Nubian, Brand Nubian, Brand Nubian.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)