Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Eritrea and from Bremen.
But I was there.
I was there in 1983.
I was there at the first Bronski Beat show in Brixton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Tehran and Manila.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Accra kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1984 at the first Arcadia practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the snare sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Vogues to the techno kids.
I played it at the Troubador.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Chrome. All the underground hits.
All Neu! tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Throbbing Gristle record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying an arpeggiator and a spring reverb and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Nation of Ulysses record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a chamberlin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a rhodes.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
The Peanut Butter Conspiracy,
Peter and Kerry,
Robert Hood,
Terry Callier,
Nick Fraelich,
Godley & Creme,
The Monks,
Byron Stingily,
Average White Band,
Lindisfarne,
The Techniques,
X-101,
The Music Machine,
Frankie Knuckles,
John Coltrane,
Letta Mbulu,
the Slits,
Jesper Dahlback,
The Martian,
Cybotron,
De La Soul & Jungle Brothers,
Barry Ungar,
D'Angelo,
Blossom Toes,
Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish,
The Chocolate Watch Band,
Archie Shepp,
Easy Going,
Lou Reed & John Cale,
Duran Duran,
Desert Stars,
Agent Orange,
Fifty Foot Hose,
Public Enemy,
The Detroit Cobras,
Scientists,
Von Mondo,
Michelle Simonal,
Moss Icon,
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry,
Ronan,
The Gap Band,
EPMD,
Todd Terry,
Metal Thangz,
The Dave Clark Five,
Drive Like Jehu,
Absolute Body Control,
DeepChord presents Echospace,
Pere Ubu,
Saccharine Trust,
Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic,
Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane,
Ultra Naté,
The Gories,
Newcleus,
Interpol,
Freddie Wadling,
The Gun Club,
Morten Harket, Morten Harket, Morten Harket, Morten Harket.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.