Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Burkina and from New York.
But I was there.
I was there in 2001.
I was there at the first Tiga show in Montreal.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Portland and Tehran.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Taipei kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976 at the first Chic practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the chamberlin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Radio Birdman to the funk kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Techniques. All the underground hits.
All The Gun Club tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Gerry Rafferty record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grunge hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying a snare and an oboe and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Tremeloes record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a theremin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought a rhodes.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Scrapy,
Supertramp,
Terrestrial Tones,
Public Image Ltd.,
Mo-Dettes,
Accadde A,
Loose Ends,
10cc,
The Cramps,
World's Most,
Arab on Radar,
Terror Squad Feat. Camron,
Bootsy's Rubber Band,
Siouxsie and the Banshees,
Ludus,
Deadbeat,
Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic,
Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane,
Panda Bear,
MDC,
Altered Images,
The Star Department,
Underground Resistance,
The Count Five,
Audionom,
Hoover,
X-101,
The Martian,
Soulsonic Force,
Sam Rivers,
The Alarm Clocks,
Zapp,
Minor Threat,
OOIOO,
The Gap Band,
Wasted Youth,
Theoretical Girls,
The Human League,
Eric Copeland,
AZ,
The Angels of Light,
D'Angelo,
Barbara Tucker,
Drive Like Jehu,
Lightning Bolt,
Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft,
DNA,
The Selecter,
Steve Hackett,
Harmonia,
Lower 48,
Rufus Thomas,
Flipper,
Joyce Sims,
The Saints,
Glenn Branca,
Wally Richardson,
the Swans,
John Holt,
Eden Ahbez,
KRS-One,
The Sisters of Mercy, The Sisters of Mercy, The Sisters of Mercy, The Sisters of Mercy.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.