Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Oman and from Jakarta.
But I was there.

I was there in 1979.
I was there at the first Second Layer show in South London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Madrid and Sao Paulo.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Toronto kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971 at the first Selda practice in a loft in Istanbul.
I was working on the 808 sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Men They Couldn't Hang to the rock kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Pussy Galore. All the underground hits.

All The Associates tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Joe Finger record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rap hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a theremin and a marimba and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Gregory Isaacs record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought a harpsichord.
I hear that you and your band have sold your harpsichord and bought a güiro.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Kerri Chandler, The Blackbyrds, Leonard Cohen, Mars, Marcia Griffiths, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Crime, Agitation Free, Ornette Coleman, Procol Harum, Stetsasonic, DNA, Bob Dylan, Robert Hood, Panda Bear, Y Pants, Roxy Music, MDC, Juan Atkins, Connie Case, Beasts of Bourbon, Vladislav Delay, Brand Nubian, Wire, Monks, Be Bop Deluxe, Minny Pops, Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu, KRS-One, Gabor Szabo, John Holt, Reagan Youth, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Buzzcocks, The J.B.'s, Dennis Brown, R.M.O., The Tremeloes, X-Ray Spex, Circle Jerks, Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, The Move, DJ Style, Aloha Tigers, The Jesus and Mary Chain, David Axelrod, The American Breed, Sound Behaviour, Vaughan Mason & Crew, Jacob Miller, Rekid, Josef K, Goldenarms, Average White Band, Magazine, The Pop Group, Nick Fraelich, The Black Dice, Heavy D & The Boyz, Scott Walker + Sunn O))), Model 500, Robert Wyatt, Robert Wyatt, Robert Wyatt, Robert Wyatt.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)