Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Azerbaijan and from Salvador.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Wire show in Watford.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Columbus and Delhi.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Madrid kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971 at the first Neu! practice in a loft in Düsseldorf.
I was working on the clarinet sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing a-ha to the punk kids.
I played it at Trash.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Mighty Diamonds. All the underground hits.

All Black Pus tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Avey Tare record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal electroclash hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a güiro and a mellotron and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Jeff Lynne record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a linndrum.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Drexciya, The Walker Brothers, Visage, Schoolly D, Sex Pistols, Thee Headcoats, Gang Starr, Jacques Brel, Grey Daturas, The Pretty Things, DNA, The Barracudas, Jacob Miller, Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu, the Soft Cell, cv313, The Techniques, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, PIL, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Rotary Connection, Arcadia, Public Image Ltd., Scan 7, Nick Fraelich, The Knickerbockers, Jesper Dahlbäck, 48th St. Collective, Scott Walker, Motorama, Y Pants, Pole, Cabaret Voltaire, Eric B and Rakim, Joey Negro, DJ Style, Soul II Soul, Max Romeo, Smog, Joe Smooth, DJ Sneak, John Foxx, Angry Samoans, Banda Bassotti, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, Scrapy, Tubeway Army, Black Sheep, Organ, The Men They Couldn't Hang, Heaven 17, Lower 48, MDC, Parry Music, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, The Standells, Mark Hollis, One Last Wish, Andrew Hill, Andrew Hill, Andrew Hill, Andrew Hill.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)