Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Vietnam and from Manila.
But I was there.
I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Zapp show in Hamilton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1964 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Manila and Mexico City.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Manchester kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1968 at the first Can practice in a loft in Cologne.
I was working on the oboe sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Gap Band to the funk kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme. All the underground hits.
All Eddi Front tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every June of 44 record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal crunk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a linndrum and an organ and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Searchers record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Barrington Levy,
Blake Baxter,
Metal Thangz,
Echo & the Bunnymen,
Bobbi Humphrey,
Sound Behaviour,
the Normal,
The Evens,
Radio Birdman,
The Real Kids,
Jacob Miller,
Livin' Joy,
Susan Cadogan,
Glenn Branca,
The Doors,
H. Thieme,
Neil Young,
Bang on a Can All-Stars,
Pharaoh Sanders and the Fire Engines,
Newcleus,
Duran Duran,
Ornette Coleman,
Cabaret Voltaire,
Eric Copeland,
Sly & The Family Stone,
Minny Pops,
E-Dancer,
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five,
Beasts of Bourbon,
Circle Jerks,
The Walker Brothers,
Glambeats Corp.,
Rosa Yemen,
Hasil Adkins,
Electric Light Orchestra,
Boz Scaggs,
Gichy Dan,
N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell,
John Coltrane,
Patti Smith,
R.M.O.,
Derrick Morgan,
The Slackers,
Shuggie Otis,
Organ,
The Cosmic Jokers,
The Stooges,
Trumans Water,
Black Moon,
Desert Stars,
Leonard Cohen,
The Index,
T.S.O.L.,
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band,
K-Klass,
Nico,
David McCallum,
Bluetip,
Rowland S Howard / Lydia Lunch,
Ronan,
Fad Gadget,
Franke,
Kings Of Tomorrow,
MDC, MDC, MDC, MDC.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.