Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Mexico and from Manchester.
But I was there.

I was there in 1980.
I was there at the first Cybotron show in Detroit.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1968 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Cairo and Halifax.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Philadelphia kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Soft Boys practice in a loft in Cambridge.
I was working on the linndrum sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing the Slits to the grime kids.
I played it at Trash.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Terry Callier. All the underground hits.

All Yaz tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Stetsasonic record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a theremin and a sitar and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yazoo record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a rhodes.
I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a marimba.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

The Smiths, Reagan Youth, The Gun Club, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Marc Romboy vs. Booka Shade, Jacob Miller, Lebanon Hanover, Average White Band, Hashim, KRS-One, The Smoke, Roxy Music, Flamin' Groovies, Aural Exciters, Black Bananas, Television, Roger Hodgson, Scrapy, Rotary Connection, The Music Machine, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Slick Rick, Wolf Eyes, Lou Reed & Metallica, Stetsasonic, Black Pus, Bobby Sherman, The Alarm Clocks, Smog, the Association, Godley & Creme, Massinfluence, Arthur Verocai, Royal Trux, cv313, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Monks, Clear Light, Angels of Light & Akron/Family, The Remains, Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx, Pylon, Fluxion, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Blossom Toes, Minutemen, Byron Stingily, Das Ding, Lungfish, Sarah Menescal, Joey Negro, Visage, Freddie Wadling, The Angels of Light, Soul Sonic Force, Sällskapet, DNA, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, kango's stein massive, kango's stein massive, kango's stein massive, kango's stein massive.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)