Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Mauritius and from Hong Kong.
But I was there.
I was there in 1968.
I was there at the first Bowie show in Bromley.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1975.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Calgary and Manchester.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Copenhagen kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976 at the first Feelies practice in a loft in Haledon.
I was working on the mellotron sounds with much patience.
I was there when Nile Rodgers started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Skriet to the techno kids.
I played it at the Troubador.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Y Pants. All the underground hits.
All David Bowie tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Bauhaus record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal techno hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a chamberlin and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought a synthesizer.
I hear that you and your band have sold your synthesizer and bought an oboe.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Avey Tare,
Chrome,
June Days,
Essential Logic,
Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft,
Charles Mingus,
Kevin Saunderson,
Don Cherry,
Chris Corsano,
Idris Muhammad,
Circle Jerks,
Japan,
Skriet,
Rufus Thomas,
The Chocolate Watch Band,
The Happenings,
Notorious Big And Bone Thugs,
Camberwell Now,
Throbbing Gristle,
Massinfluence,
Ohio Players,
Yellowson,
Harpers Bizarre,
Ossler,
Public Enemy,
Tomorrow,
Sexual Harrassment,
Black Bananas,
Delon & Dalcan,
The Gories,
Grandmaster Flash,
The Index,
The Kinks,
The Buckinghams,
Connie Case,
Eddi Front,
Funky Four + One,
The Black Dice,
the Association,
Duran Duran,
Nils Olav,
Derrick Morgan,
Kaleidoscope,
Johnny Clarke,
Rapeman,
The Offenders,
Terror Squad Feat. Camron,
Eli Mardock,
Bobby Hutcherson,
Wire,
Television Personalities,
De La Soul & Jungle Brothers,
Make Up,
Soul Sonic Force,
Graham Central Station,
Joyce Sims,
The Cramps,
The Residents,
Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic,
Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel,
Bobby Byrd, Bobby Byrd, Bobby Byrd, Bobby Byrd.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.