Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Oman and from Accra.
But I was there.

I was there in 1975.
I was there at the first Ubu show in Cleveland.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in London and Glasgow.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Seoul kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 2001 at the first Tiga practice in a loft in Montreal.
I was working on the organ sounds with much patience.
I was there when Nile Rodgers started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Electric Prunes to the dance kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Can. All the underground hits.

All Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Happenings record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a rhodes and a 808 and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Robert Wyatt record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your synthesizer and bought a sitar.
I hear that you and your band have sold your sitar and bought a synthesizer.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Marmalade, R.M.O., OOIOO, Arcadia, The Dirtbombs, The Seeds, John Cale, Magma, Aaron Thompson, Fluxion, Barry Ungar, Tres Demented, The Index, Jeff Lynne, Ludus, Althea and Donna, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Invisible, Smog, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Black Pus, Ice-T, 10cc, Bang on a Can All-Stars, Heavy D & The Boyz, Alice Coltrane, Average White Band, Hardrive, Joe Finger, Nik Kershaw, E-Dancer, Lalo Schifrin, Anthony Braxton, Buzzcocks, DJ Sneak, Babytalk, Gil Scott Heron, Kerri Chandler, Mo-Dettes, The Slackers, Louis and Bebe Barron, Gong, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, Ultimate Spinach, Section 25, Fad Gadget, H. Thieme, Organ, Japan, Bootsy's Rubber Band, The Selecter, The Wake, Wire, Liliput, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, The Motions, Kaleidoscope, Das Ding, It's A Beautiful Day, Cecil Taylor, Cecil Taylor, Cecil Taylor, Cecil Taylor.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)