Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Liechtenstein and from London.
But I was there.

I was there in .
I was there at the first Suicide show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1965 to 1973.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Glasgow and Calgary.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Copenhagen kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Soft Boys practice in a loft in Cambridge.
I was working on the harpsichord sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Golliwogs to the rock kids.
I played it at the Hacienda.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Khruangbin. All the underground hits.

All Freddie Wadling tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Oppenheimer Analysis record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a theremin and a chamberlin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Lyres record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a chamberlin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a rhodes.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Gerry Rafferty, Gichy Dan, Severed Heads, Warren Ellis, The Smiths, Niagra, Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, Ultimate Spinach, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Oblivians, Peter and Kerry, Rites of Spring, The Stooges, Neil Young, Bizarre Inc., The Doobie Brothers, Ajijia Myrayebe, Derrick Morgan, Wolf Eyes, The Vogues, The Gap Band, In Retrospect, Davy DMX, Arab on Radar, Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu, Deepchord, Bill Near, Anakelly, The Standells, Kool Moe Dee, Amon Düül, Jesper Dahlback, Rotary Connection, Cameo, June of 44, MC5, Eurythmics, Warsaw, cv313, Desert Stars, Scratch Acid, DJ Style, Jeff Mills, The Gun Club, the Human League, Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme, Peter Gordon & Love of Life Orchestra, Eddi Front, Tears for Fears, Rhythm & Sound, Lou Reed & John Cale, Pierre Henry, Animal Collective, Sly & The Family Stone, Derrick May, Smog, The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band, Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx, The Velvet Underground, Dennis Brown, The Mummies, Ash Ra Tempel, Angels of Light & Akron/Family, Television, Television, Television, Television.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)