Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Armenia and from Bologna.
But I was there.
I was there in 1983.
I was there at the first Art of Noise show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Paris and Madrid.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Lagos kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1987 at the first Nirvana practice in a loft in Seattle.
I was working on the linndrum sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Buckinghams to the funk kids.
I played it at the Troubador.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Rotary Connection. All the underground hits.
All FM Einheit tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Fluxion record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a harpsichord and a linndrum and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Spandau Ballet record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought a harpsichord.
I hear that you and your band have sold your harpsichord and bought a 808.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
June of 44,
Ultramagnetic MC's,
The Durutti Column,
Oppenheimer Analysis,
Notorious Big And Bone Thugs,
The Buckinghams,
The Fuzztones,
The Fortunes,
These Immortal Souls,
Fatback Band,
The Blues Magoos,
Lucky Dragons,
Glambeats Corp.,
Dave Gahan,
CMW,
Sparks,
Television Personalities,
The Golliwogs,
Man Parrish,
Roxette,
The Victims,
Boz Scaggs,
Marc Romboy vs. Booka Shade,
Junior Murvin,
The Real Kids,
The Gun Club,
Art Ensemble Of Chicago,
Reagan Youth,
Wolf Eyes,
Banda Bassotti,
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282,
Aswad,
Model 500,
John Holt,
A Certain Ratio,
Mars,
Can,
Soft Cell,
Bizarre Inc.,
DJ Sneak,
Yazoo,
Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon,
Marshall Jefferson,
Flash Fearless,
Japan,
Albert Ayler,
Black Sheep,
The Busters,
Tropical Tobacco,
Mission of Burma,
Circle Jerks,
The Cure,
Al Stewart,
Archie Shepp,
Crispy Ambulance,
The Moody Blues,
Connie Case,
Alison Limerick,
Todd Rundgren,
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds,
Neil Young & Crazy Horse,
Idris Muhammad, Idris Muhammad, Idris Muhammad, Idris Muhammad.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.