Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Brazil and from Houston.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Soft Boys show in Cambridge.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1965 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Salvador and Milan.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Lyon kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1971 at the first Big Star practice in a loft in Memphis.
I was working on the oboe sounds with much patience.
I was there when David Bowie started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Marc Romboy vs. Booka Shade to the electroclash kids.
I played it at the Spitz.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Roxy Music. All the underground hits.
All Cluster tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Jerry's Kids record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grime hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a mellotron and a güiro and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a theremin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Nick Fraelich,
Skaos,
Joensuu 1685,
Swell Maps,
Fela Kuti,
The Cure,
Pere Ubu,
Grandmaster Flash,
The American Breed,
Infiniti,
Henry Cow,
Bill Wells,
Heaven 17,
Fad Gadget,
Crime,
New Order,
The Durutti Column,
Skriet,
The Star Department,
Glambeats Corp.,
Hardrive,
Ultravox,
cv313,
Boredoms,
Moby Grape,
Lucky Dragons,
The Count Five,
Mad Mike,
Ohio Players,
Monks,
Joyce Sims,
Todd Rundgren,
The Sisters of Mercy,
Zapp,
Clear Light,
Public Image Ltd.,
Lightning Bolt,
Grauzone,
The Pop Group,
James White and The Blacks,
Manfred Mann's Earth Band,
The Index,
Pantytec,
Mars,
Popol Vuh,
Jeff Lynne,
Cymande,
Bluetip,
Outsiders,
Deakin,
Average White Band,
Bobby Hutcherson,
Juan Atkins,
KRS-One,
Wally Richardson,
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282,
X-101,
Qualms,
Fugazi,
The Invisible,
The Mummies,
Harry Pussy, Harry Pussy, Harry Pussy, Harry Pussy.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.