Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Serbia and from Tehran.
But I was there.

I was there in 1973.
I was there at the first Television show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1968 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Stockholm and Woodstock.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Tokyo kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Buzzcocks practice in a loft in Bolton.
I was working on the chamberlin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Roy Ayers to the rap kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Drive Like Jehu. All the underground hits.

All The Moleskins tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Fuzztones record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal electroclash hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a synthesizer and a mellotron and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a marimba.
I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought an organ.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Laurel Aitken, Eve St. Jones, Derrick Morgan, Fugazi, John Coltrane, Gerry Rafferty, The Residents, The Star Department, Anakelly, Sixth Finger, The Standells, Ludus, Khruangbin, Circle Jerks, Maurizio, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, The Doors, Erykah Badu, Hardrive, Mary Jane Girls, Art Ensemble Of Chicago, Electric Light Orchestra, The Cowsills, Avey Tare, Barbara Tucker, Jeff Lynne, Lebanon Hanover, Pulsallama, The Birthday Party, Donald Byrd, The Cramps, Fifty Foot Hose, Slave, Curtis Mayfield, Bobby Hutcherson, June of 44, Yazoo, Larry & the Blue Notes, The Monks, Ken Boothe, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, Mark Hollis, Lakeside, Eurythmics, In Retrospect, Darondo, Crash Course in Science, Brass Construction, Public Enemy, Black Pus, Robert Hood, Connie Case, The Walker Brothers, Dawn Penn, Blancmange, Andrew Hill, The Leaves, De La Soul & Jungle Brothers, De La Soul & Jungle Brothers, De La Soul & Jungle Brothers, De La Soul & Jungle Brothers.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)