Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Tuvalu and from Glasgow.
But I was there.

I was there in 1968.
I was there at the first Bowie show in Bromley.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1975.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Halifax and Accra.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Mexico City kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971 at the first Big Star practice in a loft in Memphis.
I was working on the snare sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing David Axelrod to the rock kids.
I played it at Trash.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Beau Brummels. All the underground hits.

All Young Marble Giants tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Saccharine Trust record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grunge hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a theremin and a harpsichord and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Piero Umiliani record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a snare.
I hear that you and your band have sold your snare and bought a linndrum.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu, Scientists, Harry Pussy, the Fania All-Stars, Von Mondo, The Toasters, Faust, Nick Fraelich, Radio Birdman, Jawbox, Ralphi Rosario, Oblivians, Lightning Bolt, Dennis Brown, Bush Tetras, The Cosmic Jokers, Ash Ra Tempel, The Residents, Tres Demented, Minny Pops, X-102, Scan 7, Robert Wyatt, Roy Ayers, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Reagan Youth, World's Most, The Blues Magoos, The Standells, Can, Zero Boys, The Searchers, The Dead C, Crime, Ice-T, Negative Approach, Lou Christie, The Fuzztones, Quadrant, Yusef Lateef, Bluetip, Bobby Womack, MDC, ABC, Rowland S Howard / Lydia Lunch, Prince Buster, Pagans, Max Romeo, Susan Cadogan, Lower 48, Brick, Cabaret Voltaire, Darondo, The Detroit Cobras, Tropical Tobacco, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Rakim, The Motions, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Aloha Tigers, Toni Rubio, Toni Rubio, Toni Rubio, Toni Rubio.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)