Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Kazakhstan and from Mexico City.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Buzzcocks show in Bolton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Houston and New York.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Woodstock kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1965 at the first Beefheart practice in a loft in Lancaster.
I was working on the snare sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Vaughan Mason & Crew to the dance kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Ken Boothe. All the underground hits.
All John Foxx tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every La Düsseldorf record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying an arpeggiator and a 808 and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a F. McDonald record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought a rhodes.
I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought an oboe.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Rites of Spring,
Robert Wyatt,
Ohio Players,
Thee Headcoats,
Albert Ayler,
the Sonics,
Wings,
Sam Rivers,
Echospace,
Nik Kershaw,
Agitation Free,
Jeff Mills,
Public Enemy,
Joe Finger,
Sugar Minott,
The Last Poets,
Idris Muhammad,
Slave,
JFA,
The Misunderstood,
Lakeside,
Amon Düül,
DJ Style,
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry,
Ornette Coleman,
Pagans,
Camberwell Now,
Banda Bassotti,
Procol Harum,
The Jesus and Mary Chain,
Audionom,
Rod Modell,
Blake Baxter,
DJ Sneak,
The Neon Judgement,
Youth Brigade,
the Swans,
Technova,
KRS-One,
Cecil Taylor,
Anakelly,
Ultravox,
The Remains,
Siouxsie and the Banshees,
Tears for Fears,
Can,
The Buckinghams,
Mad Mike,
The Star Department,
Alton Ellis,
Eyeless In Gaza,
Dark Day,
The Busters,
Main Source,
Pussy Galore,
Swans,
the Association,
Vladislav Delay,
Vaughan Mason & Crew, Vaughan Mason & Crew, Vaughan Mason & Crew, Vaughan Mason & Crew.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.