Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Cuba and from Milan.
But I was there.
I was there in 1987.
I was there at the first Nirvana show in Seattle.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1964 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Philadelphia and Lille.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Winnipeg kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1983 at the first Lewis practice in a loft in Vancouver.
I was working on the guitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Cheater Slicks to the rap kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Lou Christie. All the underground hits.
All Radiohead tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Roy Ayers Ubiquity record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal crunk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a sitar and a clarinet and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Beasts of Bourbon record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought a spring reverb.
I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought a 808.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
The Buckinghams,
The Gladiators,
The Young Rascals,
The Cramps,
Kerrie Biddell,
Index,
Crooked Eye,
Reagan Youth,
Bobby Sherman,
Thee Headcoats,
The Index,
the Swans,
The Saints,
CMW,
Scrapy,
Don Cherry,
Fad Gadget,
Sun Ra,
Fear,
The Motions,
Todd Terry,
Pylon,
10cc,
Deepchord,
Chris Corsano,
Girls At Our Best!,
Half Japanese,
Rowland S Howard / Lydia Lunch,
Mad Mike,
Bob Dylan,
The Count Five,
Subhumans,
Bootsy Collins,
PIL,
Aaron Thompson,
David McCallum,
Joy Division,
The Fortunes,
Matthew Halsall,
The Slackers,
Maurizio,
Fugazi,
The Cure,
Neil Young & Crazy Horse,
The Peanut Butter Conspiracy,
Desert Stars,
The Associates,
Swans,
Marshall Jefferson,
Sonic Youth,
Cabaret Voltaire,
Wire,
Q65,
In Retrospect,
Arcadia,
The Royal Family And The Poor,
Motorama,
Smog,
Moby Grape,
Thompson Twins,
Joyce Sims, Joyce Sims, Joyce Sims, Joyce Sims.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.