Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Angola and from Sao Paulo.
But I was there.

I was there in 1983.
I was there at the first Bronski Beat show in Brixton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1965 to 1970.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Manila and Lille.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Seoul kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971 at the first Selda practice in a loft in Istanbul.
I was working on the oboe sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Scientists to the dance kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu. All the underground hits.

All Crispy Ambulance tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Lindisfarne record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal techno hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a mellotron and a synthesizer and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Electric Prunes record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a spring reverb.
I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought an organ.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Skriet, L. Decosne, The Detroit Cobras, Dawn Penn, The Mighty Diamonds, A Flock of Seagulls, Joe Finger, The Five Americans, Das Ding, Black Sheep, Erasure, Ultravox, Public Enemy, Aaron Thompson, Symarip, The Slits, The Residents, X-102, Youth Brigade, Kenny Larkin, Cluster, Boogie Down Productions, Sex Pistols, Minny Pops, Carl Craig, 10cc, The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band, Agitation Free, Soul II Soul, Essential Logic, Gang of Four, Ice-T, The Last Poets, Mantronix, Brothers Johnson, Ossler, It's A Beautiful Day, Kas Product, Nick Fraelich, Marcia Griffiths, Blake Baxter, Goldenarms, Bootsy Collins, The Divine Comedy, David Bowie, Basic Channel, Nirvana, H. Thieme, Oblivians, Kango’s Stein Massive, Radiopuhelimet, Sun Ra, Isaac Hayes, Barbara Tucker, Grauzone, Roger Hodgson, Camberwell Now, The Fuzztones, Ralphi Rosario, Man Parrish, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)