Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Iraq and from Calgary.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Chic show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Cairo and Tokyo.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Johannesburg kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1978 at the first Visage practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the guitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Hashim to the techno kids.
I played it at Trash.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Minor Threat. All the underground hits.
All The Wake tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every cv313 record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a harpsichord and a güiro and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Arthur Verocai record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought an oboe.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought a güiro.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Brick,
Rod Modell,
Gong,
Peter Gordon & Love of Life Orchestra,
Hot Snakes,
Swans,
Gichy Dan,
Black Flag,
Television Personalities,
Monolake,
Zero Boys,
Fear,
Mark Hollis,
This Heat,
Isaac Hayes,
Unwound,
The Divine Comedy,
Dual Sessions,
Crime,
UT,
Traffic Nightmare,
The Pop Group,
Sonic Youth,
Slave,
Joensuu 1685,
Smog,
Desert Stars,
Marmalade,
Symarip,
U.S. Maple,
Heavy D & The Boyz,
Deepchord,
Maurizio,
Godley & Creme,
Mandrill,
The Human League,
The Move,
Flipper,
Zapp,
Mission of Burma,
Quando Quango,
DeepChord presents Echospace,
The Moody Blues,
Pantytec,
Qualms,
Magazine,
Duran Duran,
The Fire Engines,
Gang Gang Dance,
PIL,
Todd Rundgren,
The Standells,
Ronan,
The Birthday Party,
Jacob Miller,
Pere Ubu,
Essential Logic,
Magma,
Sunsets and Hearts,
Camberwell Now,
Minor Threat,
Prince Buster, Prince Buster, Prince Buster, Prince Buster.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.