Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Morocco and from Tokyo.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Buzzcocks show in Bolton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in New York and Spokane.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Sao Paulo kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1980 at the first Cybotron practice in a loft in Detroit.
I was working on the sitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Vaughan Mason & Crew to the rap kids.
I played it at the Spitz.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. All the underground hits.

All Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every This Heat record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a clarinet and an organ and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Erykah Badu record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought a sitar.
I hear that you and your band have sold your sitar and bought a 808.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Quando Quango, The Happenings, James White and The Blacks, Sugar Minott, The Motions, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, Eli Mardock, The Velvet Underground, Rekid, Easy Going, Eyeless In Gaza, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell, Joensuu 1685, Gerry Rafferty, U.S. Maple, Qualms, Dark Day, Marshall Jefferson, The Mummies, Marcia Griffiths, Gong, New Order, Absolute Body Control, The Kinks, Crash Course in Science, Silicon Teens, New York Dolls, Fad Gadget, Joy Division, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Cabaret Voltaire, Skarface, London Community Gospel Choir, Camberwell Now, Robert Wyatt, DJ Style, Maleditus Sound, Archie Shepp, De La Soul & Jungle Brothers, MDC, Freddie Wadling, Minnie Riperton, Gang Green, Sällskapet, Jesper Dahlback, Donny Hathaway, Icehouse, The Vogues, The Fuzztones, Alton Ellis, Eden Ahbez, The Sonics, The Royal Family And The Poor, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Franke, The Mojo Men, Ohio Players, Derrick May, Q65, The Mighty Diamonds, Susan Cadogan, Notorious BIG live in Amsterdam, Notorious BIG live in Amsterdam, Notorious BIG live in Amsterdam, Notorious BIG live in Amsterdam.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)