Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Bhutan and from Johannesburg.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Feelies show in Haledon.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Shanghai and Woodstock.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Bremen kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1973 at the first Television practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the clarinet sounds with much patience.
I was there when David Bowie started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Jesper Dahlback to the dance kids.
I played it at Trash.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Peanut Butter Conspiracy. All the underground hits.
All Oneida tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Radio Birdman record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a güiro and an oboe and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Siglo XX record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your sitar and bought a clarinet.
I hear that you and your band have sold your clarinet and bought a sitar.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
LL Cool J,
Los Fastidios,
Au Pairs,
The Fortunes,
ABC,
E-Dancer,
Graham Central Station,
Animal Collective,
Stereo Dub,
Pantytec,
AZ,
Black Bananas,
Pulsallama,
Fort Wilson Riot,
Man Eating Sloth,
The Gap Band,
The Sound,
Joey Negro,
Crispy Ambulance,
The Fugs,
Flash Fearless,
Judy Mowatt,
Aural Exciters,
Barclay James Harvest,
Delon & Dalcan,
T. Rex,
The Busters,
Skarface,
Peter Gordon & Love of Life Orchestra,
The Alarm Clocks,
Aaron Thompson,
The Angels of Light,
The Slits,
David Bowie,
Ossler,
Toni Rubio,
Leonard Cohen,
The Grass Roots,
Kayak,
Flamin' Groovies,
Freddie Wadling,
Mr. Review,
Ronan,
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five,
Jerry's Kids,
JFA,
The Wake,
Tommy Roe,
Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish,
KRS-One,
the Sonics,
Connie Case,
Tears for Fears,
Anthony Braxton,
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks,
Schoolly D,
Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.