Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Serbia and from Bremen.
But I was there.

I was there in .
I was there at the first Suicide show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Shanghai and Sao Paulo.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Mumbai kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Wire practice in a loft in Watford.
I was working on the spring reverb sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Mars to the grime kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Barrington Levy. All the underground hits.

All Lou Christie tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Litter record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grunge hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a theremin and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Ash Ra Tempel record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought a 808.
I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought a theremin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

The Gap Band, Scrapy, Gang of Four, Colin Newman, Soft Machine, Tears for Fears, Barbara Tucker, Selector Dub Narcotic, Don Cherry, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Marvin Gaye, Rod Modell, Louis and Bebe Barron, Motorama, The Dirtbombs, Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan, Super Lover Cee & Casanova Rud, T. Rex, Bizarre Inc., Surgeon, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Bobby Hutcherson, PIL, Ohio Players, Skarface, Notorious BIG live in Amsterdam, Nation of Ulysses, Vainqueur, Kas Product, Main Source, Ralphi Rosario, Kango’s Stein Massive, Average White Band, Bang on a Can All-Stars, The Chocolate Watch Band, The Black Dice, The Saints, Fifty Foot Hose, Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu, The Cosmic Jokers, Organ, Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Severed Heads, Suburban Knight, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Scion, Jawbox, Tom Boy, The Sound, Fugazi, New York Dolls, June of 44, MDC, Rosa Yemen, Iggy Pop, Janne Schatter, The Birthday Party, Q65, Q65, Q65, Q65.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)