Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from the UAE and from Accra.
But I was there.

I was there in 1970.
I was there at the first Onyeabor show in Enugu.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Bologna and Woodstock.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Edmonton kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1979 at the first Josef K practice in a loft in Edinburgh.
I was working on the arpeggiator sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Technova to the grime kids.
I played it at the Troubador.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Radiohead. All the underground hits.

All Faust tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Adolescents record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a sitar and an oboe and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Jeru the Damaja record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your synthesizer and bought a snare.
I hear that you and your band have sold your snare and bought a synthesizer.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Godley & Creme, Suicide, Sandy B, Dark Day, Amon Düül II, Stereo Dub, Fear, Neil Young, Rosa Yemen, Hasil Adkins, 10cc, Cameo, Tropical Tobacco, The Doobie Brothers, Massinfluence, Larry & the Blue Notes, Sun Ra, Maurizio, Matthew Bourne, Jeff Lynne, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Todd Rundgren, The Names, Jeru the Damaja, Malaria!, Boz Scaggs, Henry Cow, Buzzcocks, Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog, Mary Jane Girls, John Coltrane, ABC, Organ, Oneida, Selector Dub Narcotic, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Ice-T, One Last Wish, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Charles Mingus, Frankie Knuckles, Bang on a Can All-Stars, Groovy Waters, Steve Hackett, Rufus Thomas, New York Dolls, James White and The Blacks, Pantytec, Derrick Morgan, Cybotron, The Cure, Camberwell Now, Sight & Sound, Beasts of Bourbon, kango's stein massive, Mark Hollis, Connie Case, Jerry's Kids, The Sound, Dennis Brown, Dennis Brown, Dennis Brown, Dennis Brown.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)