Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Maldives and from Manchester.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Human League show in Sheffield.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1970.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Toronto and Copenhagen.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Manila kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1962 at the first Guess Who practice in a loft in Winnipeg.
I was working on the arpeggiator sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Desert Stars to the jazz kids.
I played it at the Hacienda.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Amon Düül. All the underground hits.

All Blake Baxter tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every New York Dolls record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a 808 and a theremin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought a chamberlin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a theremin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Mission of Burma, Cymande, Danielle Patucci, Kenny Larkin, The Techniques, Banda Bassotti, Surgeon, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, The Motions, Delon & Dalcan, Howard Jones, Hardrive, DJ Sneak, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Brothers Johnson, Jacques Brel, Rakim, The Searchers, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth, Urselle, Ultravox, Yellowson, Liaisons Dangereuses, Lafayette Afro Rock Band, Gabor Szabo, The Pretty Things, Animal Collective, The Invisible, Fear, The Star Department, Khruangbin, Idris Muhammad, Reagan Youth, The Young Rascals, The Moody Blues, The Pop Group, Bauhaus, The Smoke, Easy Going, The Cure, DeepChord presents Echospace, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, Freddie Wadling, Circle Jerks, Toni Rubio, Eric Dolphy, H. Thieme, Bronski Beat, The Associates, Gregory Isaacs, Janne Schatter, Matthew Halsall, Spoonie Gee, Delta 5, Kool Moe Dee, Essential Logic, Boogie Down Productions, Ludus, Yaz, Super Lover Cee & Casanova Rud, Terrestrial Tones, Dead Boys, Dead Boys, Dead Boys, Dead Boys.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)