Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Tajikistan and from Milan.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Feelies show in Haledon.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Winnipeg and Shanghai.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Winnipeg kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1965 at the first Beefheart practice in a loft in Lancaster.
I was working on the linndrum sounds with much patience.
I was there when David Bowie started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Crash Course in Science to the techno kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Infiniti. All the underground hits.
All Peter and Kerry tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Marc Romboy vs. Booka Shade record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a linndrum and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Pantytec record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought an oboe.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought a theremin.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Hot Snakes,
Stockholm Monsters,
Slick Rick,
Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic,
Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane,
Ajijia Myrayebe,
The Gories,
X-101,
Faraquet,
Black Moon,
Harry Pussy,
Oppenheimer Analysis,
Yellowson,
Gabor Szabo,
Masters at Work,
Royal Trux,
Grauzone,
AZ,
Peter & Gordon,
The Barracudas,
Richard Hell and the Voidoids,
UT,
Ultramagnetic MC's,
Terror Squad Feat. Camron,
Joy Division,
The Fire Engines,
Ludus,
Franke,
Prince Buster,
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282,
Cheater Slicks,
Pole,
Delta 5,
Deepchord,
Ossler,
Sound Behaviour,
U.S. Maple,
Second Layer,
Todd Terry,
Matthew Bourne,
Scion,
The Remains,
The Searchers,
Arcadia,
Marine Girls,
Whodini,
Bizarre Inc.,
Sister Nancy,
The Angels of Light,
Interpol,
Barrington Levy,
Dave Gahan,
Youth Brigade,
The Mighty Diamonds,
Mission of Burma,
Laurel Aitken,
Goldenarms,
Gong,
Silicon Teens,
Sun City Girls,
Gerry Rafferty,
De La Soul & Jungle Brothers,
Agent Orange,
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You don't know what you really want.
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You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.