Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from United Kingdom and from Milan.
But I was there.

I was there in 1978.
I was there at the first Visage show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Lyon and Copenhagen.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Lyon kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1967 at the first Rodriguez practice in a loft in Detroit.
I was working on the synthesizer sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Eurythmics to the jazz kids.
I played it at the Troubador.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by the Slits. All the underground hits.

All Rufus Thomas tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every R.M.O. record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grime hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a spring reverb and a mellotron and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Underground Resistance record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a spring reverb.
I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought a marimba.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Cabaret Voltaire, Mars, Throbbing Gristle, Stereo Dub, Wings, Camberwell Now, Robert Hood, The Names, Audionom, T.S.O.L., London Community Gospel Choir, Jimmy McGriff, Maurizio, Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme, Lonnie Liston Smith, The Mojo Men, Public Enemy, Public Image Ltd., Lizzy Mercier Descloux, Magma, Johnny Clarke, The Blues Magoos, Eric Copeland, Jeff Mills, Alton Ellis, Deadbeat, Byron Stingily, Gil Scott Heron, Jesper Dahlback, Wally Richardson, Camouflage, Ituana, Electric Light Orchestra, The Moleskins, Grandmaster Flash, The Standells, Pole, Skarface, Iggy Pop, Con Funk Shun, Saccharine Trust, Delta 5, ABBA, Stetsasonic, FM Einheit, the Slits, The Peanut Butter Conspiracy, Selector Dub Narcotic, The Royal Family And The Poor, James White and The Blacks, Faraquet, Roxy Music, Liaisons Dangereuses, Magazine, The Velvet Underground, Simply Red, Jerry Gold Smith, Pharoah Sanders, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, 48th St. Collective, June Days, Ajijia Myrayebe, E-Dancer, Nils Olav, Nils Olav, Nils Olav, Nils Olav.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)