Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Bahrain and from Delhi.
But I was there.

I was there in .
I was there at the first Suicide show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Mumbai and Winnipeg.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Jakarta kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1962 at the first Guess Who practice in a loft in Winnipeg.
I was working on the mellotron sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Jimmy McGriff to the funk kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Victims. All the underground hits.

All The Motions tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Eddi Front record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a guitar and a synthesizer and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Sex Pistols record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your harpsichord and bought an oboe.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought a harpsichord.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Tomorrow, Black Sheep, Buzzcocks, AZ, New Age Steppers, Althea and Donna, Echo & the Bunnymen, Index, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, Yusef Lateef, The Happenings, Ossler, Ralphi Rosario, Bad Manners, Procol Harum, Camberwell Now, The Fugs, The Dirtbombs, Flash Fearless, Rhythim Is Rhythim, Lower 48, Fluxion, The Smiths, Derrick Morgan, The Neon Judgement, World's Most, The Gladiators, Wasted Youth, Flipper, Boredoms, Bill Near, Thee Headcoats, Nik Kershaw, The Sisters of Mercy, Infiniti, Max Romeo, DeepChord presents Echospace, The Fire Engines, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, Dawn Penn, The Trojans, The Cowsills, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell, Suicide, Deakin, Underground Resistance, Pylon, Brick, Livin' Joy, Urselle, Vainqueur, Radio Birdman, The New Christs, UT, Supertramp, Joensuu 1685, The Names, The Beau Brummels, The Fuzztones, Morten Harket, Dave Gahan, Hashim, Deadbeat, Scan 7, Scan 7, Scan 7, Scan 7.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)