Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Botswana and from Portland.
But I was there.
I was there in 1980.
I was there at the first Cybotron show in Detroit.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Seoul and Calgary.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Columbus kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1977 at the first Mistral practice in a loft in Amsterdam.
I was working on the snare sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Modern Lovers to the rap kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Buckinghams. All the underground hits.
All James White and The Blacks tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Fear record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a güiro and a synthesizer and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Surgeon record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your clarinet and bought a theremin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought a clarinet.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
The Young Rascals,
Amon Düül,
Johnny Clarke,
Sex Pistols,
Franke,
Todd Terry,
Essential Logic,
Eyeless In Gaza,
Pet Shop Boys,
New York Dolls,
The Litter,
Procol Harum,
Crooked Eye,
Maurizio,
Rapeman,
Terrestrial Tones,
Electric Light Orchestra,
Robert Hood,
Lee Hazlewood,
Frankie Knuckles,
AZ,
Blake Baxter,
Peter and Kerry,
The Sisters of Mercy,
Country Joe & The Fish,
Neu!,
Interpol,
Technova,
Metal Thangz,
John Cale,
Gang Gang Dance,
In Retrospect,
David Axelrod,
The Fugs,
Tom Boy,
The Monks,
These Immortal Souls,
Sonic Youth,
Crispy Ambulance,
Country Teasers,
Fatback Band,
The Dead C,
Clear Light,
The Gories,
Monks,
the Normal,
Au Pairs,
E-Dancer,
Electric Prunes,
Sun Ra,
World's Most,
The Wake,
Brick,
Hashim,
Simply Red,
Pere Ubu,
The Doobie Brothers, The Doobie Brothers, The Doobie Brothers, The Doobie Brothers.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.