Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Lebanon and from New York.
But I was there.
I was there in 1975.
I was there at the first Ubu show in Cleveland.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Madrid and Madrid.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Tehran kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976 at the first Chic practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the spring reverb sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Audionom to the grunge kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon. All the underground hits.
All Matthew Bourne tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Zeros record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grime hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying an organ and a marimba and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought a theremin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought a 808.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Alphaville,
Blancmange,
Minutemen,
The Busters,
Kerrie Biddell,
Pharoah Sanders,
X-101,
The Dirtbombs,
Goldenarms,
The Doors,
Colin Newman,
Kenny Larkin,
The Electric Prunes,
Man Eating Sloth,
Ludus,
Public Image Ltd.,
T.S.O.L.,
The Count Five,
Index,
Ornette Coleman,
Quadrant,
Lyres,
Theoretical Girls,
Jandek,
Kayak,
Tim Buckley,
The Remains,
Q65,
The Monks,
The Names,
Fear,
Delon & Dalcan,
Soft Cell,
Junior Murvin,
Howard Jones,
Infiniti,
Surgeon,
Hoover,
The Velvet Underground,
The Fall,
Blake Baxter,
Guru Guru,
Blossom Toes,
Gregory Isaacs,
Kango’s Stein Massive,
Rhythim Is Rhythim,
The Misunderstood,
Nick Fraelich,
Juan Atkins,
Warsaw,
Jerry Gold Smith,
Technova,
Aswad,
The Cowsills,
Johnny Clarke,
Dual Sessions,
Soft Machine,
Bobbi Humphrey,
Bootsy Collins, Bootsy Collins, Bootsy Collins, Bootsy Collins.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.