Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Kazakhstan and from Mumbai.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Human League show in Sheffield.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Stockholm and Seoul.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Madrid kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1962 at the first Guess Who practice in a loft in Winnipeg.
I was working on the chamberlin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Faust to the jazz kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Pharoah Sanders. All the underground hits.

All Talk Talk tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Brass Construction record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rock hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a mellotron and a clarinet and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Moebius record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your synthesizer and bought a linndrum.
I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a synthesizer.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Barclay James Harvest, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, X-101, Jacques Brel, the Fania All-Stars, Khruangbin, Suicide, Joyce Sims, The Neon Judgement, Amazonics, Harry Pussy, Robert Wyatt, June of 44, Dennis Brown, Heaven 17, Con Funk Shun, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu, Electric Light Orchestra, Slave, Frankie Knuckles, the Association, The Litter, Saccharine Trust, Essential Logic, Motorama, Gang of Four, Soul II Soul, John Holt, The Flesh Eaters, Q65, Super Lover Cee & Casanova Rud, Bill Wells, John Cale, Scrapy, Cal Tjader, Howard Jones, Alphaville, Althea and Donna, Cecil Taylor, The Monks, Icehouse, Mandrill, Eve St. Jones, Reuben Wilson, Accadde A, The Dead C, Peter & Gordon, Public Enemy, The Divine Comedy, Kaleidoscope, The Barracudas, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Audionom, Crooked Eye, LL Cool J, Roger Hodgson, Japan, Avey Tare, H. Thieme, Bobby Sherman, Terry Callier, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Manfred Mann's Earth Band.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)