Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Ireland and from Manila.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Feelies show in Haledon.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in London and Tehran.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Madrid kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1975 at the first Throbbing Gristle practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the marimba sounds with much patience.
I was there when David Bowie started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Matthew Halsall to the electroclash kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Television. All the underground hits.
All Rites of Spring tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The J.B.'s record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rock hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a snare and a guitar and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Stooges record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel,
Pharaoh Sanders and the Fire Engines,
Terror Squad Feat. Camron,
Susan Cadogan,
Justin Hinds & The Dominoes,
Mo-Dettes,
Sun City Girls,
The Five Americans,
Sister Nancy,
Ituana,
Gang Gang Dance,
Alphaville,
Terry Callier,
Gong,
The Fire Engines,
Bizarre Inc.,
Black Moon,
Piero Umiliani,
Terrestrial Tones,
Al Stewart,
The Blues Magoos,
Lungfish,
Rahsaan Roland Kirk,
Ash Ra Tempel,
Yazoo,
Mantronix,
Quantec,
Jesper Dahlbäck,
Sonic Youth,
Essential Logic,
The Kinks,
Mars,
China Crisis,
Anakelly,
Roger Hodgson,
Matthew Bourne,
Nico,
Cal Tjader,
Crispy Ambulance,
Buzzcocks,
Talk Talk,
Leonard Cohen,
EPMD,
Derrick Morgan,
Blossom Toes,
A Flock of Seagulls,
Albert Ayler,
The Black Dice,
the Fania All-Stars,
Quando Quango,
Audionom,
Porter Ricks,
PIL,
Soft Machine,
the Sonics,
Pharoah Sanders,
Laurel Aitken, Laurel Aitken, Laurel Aitken, Laurel Aitken.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.