Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Guyana and from Mexico City.
But I was there.

I was there in 1968.
I was there at the first Can show in Cologne.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Stockholm and Mumbai.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Shanghai kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977 at the first Zapp practice in a loft in Hamilton.
I was working on the 808 sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Chris & Cosey to the punk kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Bobby Hutcherson. All the underground hits.

All Jeff Mills tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Eve St. Jones record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal crunk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a sitar and a snare and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Talk Talk record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a marimba.
I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a rhodes.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Harpers Bizarre, Ohio Players, Nik Kershaw, Reuben Wilson, Blake Baxter, Soul Sonic Force, Harry Pussy, The Doobie Brothers, Moebius, Brothers Johnson, Yellowson, D'Angelo, the Soft Cell, Byron Stingily, Grandmaster Flash, Gichy Dan, Sonny Sharrock, Inner City, Michelle Simonal, Albert Ayler, Mo-Dettes, Tim Buckley, Sexual Harrassment, Todd Rundgren, Cluster, Aaron Thompson, Ralphi Rosario, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Circle Jerks, Matthew Halsall, Piero Umiliani, Marc Almond, Wire, Arcadia, DJ Style, The Birthday Party, Gerry Rafferty, Marine Girls, Public Enemy, The Evens, Black Moon, Dead Boys, Ajijia Myrayebe, Robert Görl, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Yusef Lateef, Popol Vuh, Lonnie Liston Smith, Bill Near, Suburban Knight, John Cale, Vainqueur, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Barclay James Harvest, Intrusion, Youth Brigade, Bill Wells, Metal Thangz, Hoover, Eve St. Jones, Eve St. Jones, Eve St. Jones, Eve St. Jones.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)