Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Laos and from Edmonton.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971.
I was there at the first Selda show in Istanbul.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1964 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Beijing and Jakarta.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Toronto kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1979 at the first Josef K practice in a loft in Edinburgh.
I was working on the mellotron sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Black Moon to the grunge kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Manfred Mann's Earth Band. All the underground hits.

All Roger Hodgson tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Mo-Dettes record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying an oboe and a theremin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Mark Hollis record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a harpsichord.
I hear that you and your band have sold your harpsichord and bought an arpeggiator.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

48th St. Collective, ABBA, Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx, The Slackers, Grandmaster Flash, Masters at Work, Smog, Swell Maps, Letta Mbulu, Ohio Players, D'Angelo, James White and The Blacks, Mary Jane Girls, Intrusion, Neu!, Dark Day, Grey Daturas, Deadbeat, The Sisters of Mercy, Johnny Clarke, Hasil Adkins, The Shadows of Knight, Von Mondo, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, The Busters, Soul II Soul, Second Layer, Sonic Youth, Minor Threat, The Peanut Butter Conspiracy, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Roger Hodgson, Eli Mardock, Jesper Dahlbäck, Skaos, The Vogues, Sound Behaviour, Essential Logic, Max Romeo, Patti Smith, Sam Rivers, Drive Like Jehu, Alice Coltrane, Nico, Terrestrial Tones, Slick Rick, Black Moon, Jimmy McGriff, Banda Bassotti, Nirvana, New York Dolls, The Chocolate Watch Band, Moebius, Don Cherry, Harpers Bizarre, Pharoah Sanders, Bill Near, Joe Smooth, Jawbox, Q65, World's Most, Boz Scaggs, Porter Ricks, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)