Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Taiwan and from Tehran.
But I was there.
I was there in 1983.
I was there at the first Art of Noise show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1968 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in New York and Spokane.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Taipei kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1977 at the first Human League practice in a loft in Sheffield.
I was working on the 808 sounds with much patience.
I was there when Nile Rodgers started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Toasters to the dance kids.
I played it at the Troubador.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Neil Young & Crazy Horse. All the underground hits.
All Suicide tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Make Up record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying an organ and a linndrum and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Happenings record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a marimba.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Banda Bassotti,
Radio Birdman,
Susan Cadogan,
Von Mondo,
Ken Boothe,
Agitation Free,
Angry Samoans,
Hoover,
Scan 7,
the Association,
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds,
Joyce Sims,
L. Decosne,
Agent Orange,
Sister Nancy,
Man Eating Sloth,
Warren Ellis,
Oppenheimer Analysis,
Robert Hood,
Suburban Knight,
Bootsy's Rubber Band,
The Gun Club,
Tim Buckley,
The Cramps,
Sexual Harrassment,
Blake Baxter,
the Bar-Kays,
Icehouse,
Lou Reed & Metallica,
Ossler,
Brand Nubian,
Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic,
Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel,
Lower 48,
Bobby Womack,
Stiv Bators,
Gerry Rafferty,
Desert Stars,
Todd Terry,
Sex Pistols,
Max Romeo,
Ten City,
Ponytail,
Roxy Music,
Alice Coltrane,
Bob Dylan,
Harmonia,
The Misunderstood,
Leonard Cohen,
Bizarre Inc.,
Cameo,
Brass Construction,
Clear Light,
Black Bananas,
Sugar Minott,
Thompson Twins,
Eve St. Jones,
Kayak,
Eric B and Rakim,
Angels of Light & Akron/Family,
H. Thieme,
EPMD, EPMD, EPMD, EPMD.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.