Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Serbia and from Sao Paulo.
But I was there.

I was there in 2001.
I was there at the first Tiga show in Montreal.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Cairo and Lille.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Seoul kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1975 at the first Ubu practice in a loft in Cleveland.
I was working on the mellotron sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing kango's stein massive to the jazz kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Black Dice. All the underground hits.

All Albert Ayler tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Isaac Hayes record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying an oboe and a spring reverb and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Jesus and Mary Chain record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought an organ.
I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought an arpeggiator.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Delon & Dalcan, Pantaleimon, The Gladiators, Eli Mardock, Angels of Light & Akron/Family, The Invisible, Franke, Crash Course in Science, Hasil Adkins, Gang Gang Dance, Saccharine Trust, Matthew Bourne, Godley & Creme, Kenny Larkin, Nirvana, Joyce Sims, James Chance & The Contortions, DeepChord presents Echospace, Yusef Lateef, Ten City, K-Klass, Half Japanese, Carl Craig, Yellowson, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Newcleus, Bizarre Inc., The Evens, Soul II Soul, Pantytec, The Grass Roots, Andrew Hill, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band, Livin' Joy, Negative Approach, Johnny Clarke, The Remains, The Associates, The Fugs, Bang On A Can, The Stooges, The Barracudas, Sixth Finger, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, Boogie Down Productions, Country Joe & The Fish, Marvin Gaye, Whodini, Lou Christie, John Coltrane, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Scrapy, Joy Division, Dead Boys, Swans, One Last Wish, Youth Brigade, The Pop Group, T. Rex, T. Rex, T. Rex, T. Rex.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)