Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Germany and from Tokyo.
But I was there.
I was there in 1970.
I was there at the first Onyeabor show in Enugu.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Jakarta and Taipei.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Salvador kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976 at the first Chic practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the mellotron sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Vainqueur to the funk kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Eric Copeland. All the underground hits.
All Can tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Man Parrish record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grunge hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a harpsichord and a spring reverb and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Derrick Morgan record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your guitar and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a guitar.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Nik Kershaw,
The Fuzztones,
Derrick May,
Kas Product,
Ultramagnetic MC's,
Tears for Fears,
Lightning Bolt,
Althea and Donna,
Heavy D & The Boyz,
Fat Boys,
Suicide,
The Motions,
Pussy Galore,
Ponytail,
Cameo,
Todd Rundgren,
Judy Mowatt,
David Bowie,
Gang Starr,
Organ,
Slick Rick,
World's Most,
Tommy Roe,
Patti Smith,
Gong,
Bauhaus,
DJ Style,
Alphaville,
Connie Case,
Leonard Cohen,
The Five Americans,
The Golliwogs,
Skarface,
Barrington Levy,
Ossler,
CMW,
Panda Bear,
Anthony Braxton,
E-Dancer,
Brothers Johnson,
David McCallum,
Flipper,
The Tremeloes,
Animal Collective,
The Royal Family And The Poor,
Skriet,
Kenny Larkin,
Technova,
Robert Hood,
Guru Guru,
Peter and Kerry,
Deepchord,
Major Organ And The Adding Machine,
Public Enemy,
Siglo XX,
Manfred Mann's Earth Band,
K-Klass,
Glenn Branca, Glenn Branca, Glenn Branca, Glenn Branca.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.