Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Angola and from Sao Paulo.
But I was there.

I was there in .
I was there at the first Suicide show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Johannesburg and Hong Kong.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school London kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977 at the first Human League practice in a loft in Sheffield.
I was working on the harpsichord sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Wasted Youth to the electroclash kids.
I played it at the Spitz.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Bauhaus. All the underground hits.

All The Fortunes tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every cv313 record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a guitar and an organ and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Hasil Adkins record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a harpsichord.
I hear that you and your band have sold your harpsichord and bought a marimba.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Gang Green, Magma, F. McDonald, Flamin' Groovies, The Litter, Pagans, Unwound, Colin Newman, Altered Images, Rowland S Howard / Lydia Lunch, E-Dancer, Spandau Ballet, Pylon, Flash Fearless, Cymande, The Tremeloes, Morten Harket, The Sonics, the Bar-Kays, Shuggie Otis, Sarah Menescal, John Holt, Sly & The Family Stone, Zero Boys, The Fire Engines, EPMD, Lungfish, Guru Guru, Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan, Ornette Coleman, Jandek, Suicide, Louis and Bebe Barron, Vladislav Delay, Youth Brigade, Surgeon, Monks, Sexual Harrassment, Harry Pussy, Quantec, Infiniti, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Index, Notorious BIG live in Amsterdam, The J.B.'s, Bobby Byrd, D'Angelo, Heavy D & The Boyz, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Godley & Creme, Crooked Eye, The New Christs, Cluster, Mark Hollis, Hasil Adkins, Mr. Review, Davy DMX, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Max Romeo, Model 500, Television Personalities, Television Personalities, Television Personalities, Television Personalities.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)