Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Argentina and from Stockholm.
But I was there.
I was there in 1968.
I was there at the first Bowie show in Bromley.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Stockholm and Beijing.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Mumbai kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1968 at the first Can practice in a loft in Cologne.
I was working on the güiro sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Harpers Bizarre to the grime kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Morten Harket. All the underground hits.
All Minor Threat tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Royal Trux record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal techno hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a sitar and a spring reverb and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Major Organ And The Adding Machine record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought a 808.
I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Minny Pops,
The Cosmic Jokers,
Lungfish,
FM Einheit,
Brick,
Andrew Hill,
Lucky Dragons,
Aural Exciters,
Harpers Bizarre,
Saccharine Trust,
Mary Jane Girls,
Boogie Down Productions,
Average White Band,
Heavy D & The Boyz,
Ludus,
Neil Young,
Gabor Szabo,
Alison Limerick,
Girls At Our Best!,
Traffic Nightmare,
Peter and Kerry,
Bauhaus,
Roy Ayers,
Unrelated Segments,
Fat Boys,
The Last Poets,
DeepChord presents Echospace,
Cheater Slicks,
The Mojo Men,
Slave,
The Fuzztones,
Crispy Ambulance,
Crooked Eye,
Grey Daturas,
Nik Kershaw,
Moss Icon,
Gang Starr,
Flamin' Groovies,
Fugazi,
Agitation Free,
Public Enemy,
Brothers Johnson,
Kayak,
Oneida,
Radio Birdman,
Supertramp,
The Electric Prunes,
Marshall Jefferson,
Popol Vuh,
Albert Ayler,
Crash Course in Science,
Tubeway Army,
Bizarre Inc.,
Excepter,
Warren Ellis,
Rakim,
Blancmange, Blancmange, Blancmange, Blancmange.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.