Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from China and from Cairo.
But I was there.

I was there in 1984.
I was there at the first Arcadia show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1969 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Manchester and Delhi.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Edmonton kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Wire practice in a loft in Watford.
I was working on the sitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Bang on a Can All-Stars to the jazz kids.
I played it at Trash.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Jesus and Mary Chain. All the underground hits.

All Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Fluxion record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal electroclash hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying an organ and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Gil Scott Heron record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a marimba.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

The Pop Group, The Sonics, Los Fastidios, PIL, Parry Music, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog, Blancmange, The Techniques, Sparks, AZ, MDC, Mantronix, Stockholm Monsters, The Tremeloes, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Nils Olav, Visage, Drexciya, Sam Rivers, Ice-T, Circle Jerks, Animal Collective, Max Romeo, Judy Mowatt, Jacob Miller, Urselle, Soul Sonic Force, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Pere Ubu, Make Up, Talk Talk, Jerry's Kids, Art Ensemble Of Chicago, Excepter, Aswad, The Smoke, Gang of Four, Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan, Joey Negro, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, The Mighty Diamonds, Pagans, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Porter Ricks, The Dirtbombs, Ultimate Spinach, Liliput, De La Soul & Jungle Brothers, kango's stein massive, Tomorrow, Faraquet, The Doors, Gian Franco Pienzio, The Searchers, Lower 48, Hashim, The Birthday Party, The Peanut Butter Conspiracy, Lonnie Liston Smith, Lonnie Liston Smith, Lonnie Liston Smith, Lonnie Liston Smith.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)